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WHO IS THIS .

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

Suck Off Justin Bieber. Or Get Fucked In The Ass By Zayn Malik (One Direction) *I’d Do Both At The Same Time, Everynight* (: (i’m a boy btw)

Stranger: kill yourself, faggot

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Do you see the tears behind my smile? What about the knife stuck in my back? Didn’t think so.

had way too much fun with this (:

Stranger: Choose your adevnture

You: what are you talking about ?

Stranger: Zombie apocalypse or Medieval

You: zombies ,

Stranger: You awaken on day 3 since the outbreak

Stranger: Your rations are running low

You: oh fuck. am i infected?

Stranger: nope

You: whats a ration?

Stranger: food

You: why was i asleep

Stranger: well everyone gotta sleep

You: there is no logic in that,

You: but then again, zombies are taking over. so i dont mind.

You: Okay, my foods running low.

You: now what? go to the store?

Stranger: You have to arm yourself before departing

Stranger: do you take your fireaxe or the shovel

You: nope, i got a glock.

Stranger: alright

Stranger: You take your trust Glock and head down the stairs

Stranger: The barricade appears to have held up for the night

Stranger: Fire Escape or front door?

You: which way would be best to get me to the store fast ?

You: or

Stranger: equal amount of time

You: does my fire escape lead to an alleyway ?

Stranger: yep

You: two way alley way?

Stranger: yep

You: fuck it, fire escape.

Stranger: you make your way to the fire escape and climb down the ladder

Stranger: You check the streets and they appear to be clear

Stranger: carefully crossing the street you hear the sound of breaking glass

Stranger: do you run or face the threat?

You: face the threat .

Stranger: You spin around gun ready and find yourself face to face with your old neighbor. or wat is left of her

Stranger: she sstalks towards you slowly groaing

You: was i close with her ?

Stranger: More like an acquintance really

Stranger: occasional chirstmas card here and there

You: shoot that bitch square in the forehead.

You: multiple times.

Stranger: You rish alerting the other infected. Do you wish to proceed?

You: okay, kick her in the head.

You: hard

You: & continuously until she is down

Stranger: You kick her away from you and stomp onto her skull until you can be sure she’s down

You: yeee

You: then go tot he store.

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